Former DC Mayor, former crackhead and current DC council member Marion "B*tch Set Me Up" Barry held a press conference last night to answer allegations that he had done nothing wrong by putting his ex-girlfriend on the city payroll. It was your normal 11pm "Hopefully this will only show up on page 6" news conference until the ex-girlfriend in question showed up in full crazy mode. The woman in question, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt was recently accused of stalking Barry and Barry's spokeswoman called Watts-Brighthaupt "unstable", in lieu of more appropriate terminology, "crazy as a effing coconut".
DC, why do you keep electing this man to office? Maybe it's the same reason that people keep the crazy person on reality shows-- because the drama is exciting. Yesterday we suggested that Sarah Palin would make a great Jerry Springer-style talk show host, but perhaps the real person for that job is Marion Barry.
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