Friday, December 4, 2009

Jesus Appears On An Egg Shell In Texas


NO one besides Osama bin Laden’s wife ever sees the real Santa Claus, but Jesus is everywhere. In Burleson, grandly billed as a “city, 13 miles south of Fort Worth” a Christian god has appeared on the top of a hen’s egg.

While angels dance on a pin head, Jesus is manifest in the chicken shed at Tracy and Pam Norrell’s farm. The Norell’s tells the media that the egg was laid “straight from heaven”. Bur-burck:

“This time of the year, we get so taken up with the presents and money and we forget about the reason. I think he [God] was just telling us he is the reason for the season.”

The reason for the season is nice. Anorak might use it in a card - £4.99 for one that plays the Birdie Song slowly on an organ when you open it up. For £17.99 you get the one that lights up.

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