Virgin Galactic reveals SpaceShip Two

Sir Richard Branson officially revealed the SpaceShip Two which will be able to ship two pilots and six wealthy people into space! The passengers will be able to experience 5 minutes of weightlessness while Sir Branson watches in his billion dollar office laughing it up as he profits off people’s childhood dreams. The plane still has to go through regulation procedures like bribing the inspectors but I’m pretty sure Sir Branson will get this off by 2010.

Now going off topic, if the queen’s life is threatened, she would have to call in her knights right? Sir Elton John, Sir Ian McKellan, and Sir Richard Branson. I think Branson can use his money to persuade and to put it in a sack. Could be a nifty weapon. It has to be filled with Ben Franks rather than Washingtons though because Branson is filthy rich and it probably gives him the strength of two men. John and McKellan’s ability though is to entertain and love men. I don’t think an invading nomadic army wants music, performing arts, and man love. If they are, well John and McKellan might do the job.