Thursday, June 24, 2010

Snap! Al Gore Accused Of Criminal Sexual Misconduct



In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal – broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER — the Oregon District Attorney says there’s “the possibility of a criminal prosecution.”



In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that “our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation.”



Schrunk goes on to add: “If the complainant and the Portland Police Bureau wish to pursue the possibility of a criminal prosecution, additional investigation by the Bureau will be necessary and will be discussed with the Portland Police Bureau.”

Lest one think “oh, it’s just the National Enquirer,” remember, they were 100% correct about John Edwards, and, oh, look, there is an actual police report, via the Washington Post, below the fold The big question is, was the masseuse using “green” products?


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