Spencer Pratt arrested and thrown out of Costa Rica

Posted by Shawn Norris 

Spencer Pratt was arrested and then promptly banned from Costa Rica yesterday after trying to bring a gun on an airplane — which, no matter what the circumstances, is still frowned upon at all airports around the world. In other fantastic news, countries can now ban Spencer Pratt from coming to their country.

“As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way,” he adds. “On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

I’m wondering if “the chicken incident” isn’t just Pratt buying a Costa Rican chicken, pasting a blonde wig on it and trying to get it implants so that it can work and be on the cover of magazines and he never has to work another day in his life, although if details emerged that he was simply trying to sell videos of it having sex or fighting in Costa Rica, that wouldn’t be all that surprising, would it? This guy is simply fame crazy and cannot live without the spotlight somewhere near him. He’s probably only doing this to get on The Today Snow or for a book or something.

“Costa Rican jail smells like children’s tears. And soup. Delicious soup,” Pratt Twittered after news broke Saturday afternoon. “If I knew the gov’t was Team Jacob, I would’ve kept my mouth shut.”

All we had to do was have him find out the government was ‘Team Jacob” to get him to shut the hell up? They should have just made t-shirts and saved themselves the trouble. The light at the end of the tunnel in this situation is that a country actually banned this moron from their country for his moron behavior — a win for Costa Rica and a win for humanity in general. “Soup an children’s tears” don’t even make sense in his statement, and it looks like this guy is starting to slip on his Twitter jokes and all-around game of talent less hating on others. And as we all know, there is only one way to deal with a person in that situation… firing squad.

Spencer Pratt arrested for firearm possession [MSNBC]