L.A. Lakers Eliminate Phoenix Suns, 111-103

Just like they did with the Utah Jazz, my Los Angeles Lakers took on the Suns and defeated them on the Suns’ homecourt. With the Suns faded out of the picture (and their bullshit Zone defense backfiring), the Lakers now advance to the NBA Finals where they will play a virtual historic rematch against the Boston Helltics, err…excuse me, Celtics for the trophy.

With the Lakers having thunderous momentum leading into Game 6 following their nail-biting Game 5 win, Kobe and Ron Artest took control of the game in all four quarters of play. While the Suns were able to rally in 16-2 run after an (obviously intentional) flagrant foul by Sasha Vujacic to Goran Dragic, the Suns cut the 17-point lead down to five but failed to close the deal because of ONE man: Kobe Bryant.

With Kobe at the helm, he took THREE super-tough shots in the remaining two minutes against excellent Phoenix defense and banked every single one causing Phoenix to resort to fouling at the end of the 4th quarter. With no other Hail Mary play’s left, Phoenix folds and goes home a bunch of OLD and decrepit LOSERS. Now onto Boston! GO LAKERS!!!!
Oh, and just to add insult to injury to all you Phoenix fans, here’s the video of Ron Artest’s game-winning shot at the end of Game 5 that sealed the Suns’ doom.